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pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.


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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


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forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.


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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar


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7brat:

i am a giant pervert but im a lil girl so its acceptable and no one cares


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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 


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guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms


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Thank you, empty venus. 
We’re seeing a large formation of bullshit and double standards coming from the east, so expect heavy rains of ignorance and self-righteousness to ensue.
We apologize for our earlier newscaster empty venus, who’s currently suffering from memory loss. They forgot the fact that a large part of the feminism movements deals with the over sexualization of women, to the point where they seem to be no more than pieces of meat. This is demonstrated beautifully by Beyonce’s ass shaking, dry humping, and general sexual behavior. 
While it is quite possible that Beyonce does this to MOCK those who are against feminism, passive-aggressively “giving them what they want”, it’s equally possible that she did this for the reasons many other celebrities do - money. 
In other news, newscaster empty venus has been fired for a lack of objectivity and promoting a self-righteous double standard. 
Hear more about our disgust concerning trigger happy “feminists” after this. 

Thank you, empty venus. 

We’re seeing a large formation of bullshit and double standards coming from the east, so expect heavy rains of ignorance and self-righteousness to ensue.

We apologize for our earlier newscaster empty venus, who’s currently suffering from memory loss. They forgot the fact that a large part of the feminism movements deals with the over sexualization of women, to the point where they seem to be no more than pieces of meat. This is demonstrated beautifully by Beyonce’s ass shaking, dry humping, and general sexual behavior. 

While it is quite possible that Beyonce does this to MOCK those who are against feminism, passive-aggressively “giving them what they want”, it’s equally possible that she did this for the reasons many other celebrities do - money. 

In other news, newscaster empty venus has been fired for a lack of objectivity and promoting a self-righteous double standard. 

Hear more about our disgust concerning trigger happy “feminists” after this. 


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hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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